Sunday, September 19, 2004

cancer sticks

please, for the sake of humanity, put the cigarette out. not only is it the most disgusting habit, it's slow suicide. i think 99% of our clientele smokes cigarettes, and it makes me want to yak.

cigarettes have rocket fuel and formaldehyde in them. sign me up.

so if you want charcoal colored, balloon consistency lungs and Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease, weight gain, bone metastasis and a nice tinge of constant cyanosis, go ahead. but if you don't want to die a premature, breathless, oncology floor prison death, quit now. it will be the best thing you've ever done.